welcome to night vale
all hail the mighty glow cloud
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19 Apr 2014
  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
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19 Apr 2014
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dlubes:

Seen in Florence, Italy. Yes! Let’s push for hetero pride! Hetero rights! Poor heteros! They’re so oppressed in Italy!
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19 Apr 2014
whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature
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19 Apr 2014
Anonymous says:
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but are you one person?? In one post you said you kiss your wife everyday, and in another post you said you wanted to have a wife and 2.5 kids..? Dude, I'm confused as fuck :I

officialunitedstates:

Both are true.  I’m also currently installing an aqueduct in my backyard, willing to shoot wasp nests with my sniper rifle for $20, and my occupation is smashing grains of sand with a hammer.

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soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

(via chexualtension)

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via pizza)

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19 Apr 2014

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(via chexualtension)

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thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

(Source: foxdear, via pizza)

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19 Apr 2014
butzbo:

A curious automaton wanders through the helix-circuits of a magnetic brain.Bigger edition