all hail the mighty glow cloud

nyanzad:

*Please don’t remove the links*

etsy.com/shop/monchicards

© Monchi 2014

scissor-happy:

It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.

within-this-realm-of-irreality:

Why can’t the news be like this more often

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

how to tell if a movie is shit

callmeoutis:

image

theappleppielifestyle:

fygirlcrush:

Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives

but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”

ok.

 - via fygirlcrush

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


thebadbitchesofamerica:

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

DAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Grimes @ FYF Fest
Los Angeles, California. August 23, 2014
Photos via instagram x x

angelicaalzona:

your eggs went bad

RuPaul in But I’m A Cheerleader (1999)